Intimacy: Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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The big reveal

By victoriassecret - 03/03/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

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By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

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By LosTits - 03/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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doodlecloud 26

Saturday 27 April 2013 12:04

Well, were you wearing a ridiculous push-up bra with a ton of padding? If so, can't really blame him for being surprised. If not and he's just really bad at judging size then that sucks...I'm betting it's more the former though.

vanity113 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 12:06

You should have put your hand down his pants and reciprocated the favour.

Comments

amifaiyaz 12

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:13

Never wear vwonderbras.

mtbadass32 1

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:15

were you laying on your back? lmao

mtbadass32 1

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:15

were you laying on your back? lmao

Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 28 April 2013 5:25

I'd rather have the smaller ones on my girlfriends if I had one. So at least they don't sag off to the sides or hang down to the belly. Sorry op but you'll find the right guy that likes you for you anyway

HigherChamp 11

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:11

boobs are boobs unless you are flatter than paper then sad to say you better have something else that will turn a guy on like lets say a nice butt or you know how to do thing if you know what I'm hinting

_DudeGuy_ 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:12

It's ok op, those beasts can't be tamed... ...except by a size A bra.

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 28 April 2013 7:15

he sounds immature

roflstomp716 19

Sunday 28 April 2013 9:21

gotta love South Park jokes.

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 28 April 2013 13:36

This story is a documentary on what a ridiculous and sad state of affairs are whole society is in with its preoccupation with breast size.

How_you_doin 10

Sunday 28 April 2013 14:18

This is the saddest thing I have ever read- this is what happens when you try to enhance your breast size, eventually the truth will reveal it self. Your bf is an asshole- real men would appreciate a real body!