Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched...

By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sitting at my desk in school, and I was really bored. I started playing with the strings on my pants, only to realize 5 minutes later it looked like I was fondling my dick. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 6 March 2009 16:34

Lol! Should have said "Sorry teacher. Just thought I would give you a hand with the lesson".

acrho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:15

Sooo...are you getting an A+ now?

Comments

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:37

#5 I think that if you accidentally put a professor's dick in your hand in front of a huge class (most likely since it's psychology), you life would be fuuucked.

YerPal 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:38

How big was the package? And was he cute?

CRUX_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 18:54

I think I would kill myself if I were you.

mkb_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 19:46

In fifth grade, I accidentally hiked my teacher's skirt up to her hips while spinning around in my chair. Oops.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 20:11

"accidentally"

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:01

Oops. At least everyone else probably got a laugh at your expense. FML, that got me thinking about my old psych. teachers and how awkward that would be...

TheophilusXI 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:42

Drop the class before the prof asks you to come in to "talk about a paper".

My_Little_Pony 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:05

So.......bagels anyone?

themanistheman 0

Friday 6 March 2009 21:42

yea.. i went to high five one of my friends once cause i heard him yell from behind me, and as i turned around my hand landed exactly on my 3rd periods teachers boob. lol.. it was awkward.