Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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phatdaddy62 23

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:17

Hmmmm, drill a hole in the wall and slide a small webcam through and broadcast her cheating and deceitful ways all over the internet. You can jerk off to it too!

marinaim 17

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:12

LOL nice picture! AWKWARD!

yarani 26

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:17

FYL...

iLikeTacosMan 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:43

Don't you just love that the grandpa's TV cord is connected to the camera in the girls room?

mariet_fml 23

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:52

Best. FML Comic. Ever.

l3yl0w 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 16:24

That's sad. LOL. Yeah YLS big time.

yodelehihou 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:23

Why is there a HORSE watching them ?

TeenieAmerica 9

Monday 30 May 2011 3:07

The horse isn't watching, it's part of things...

vanaathiel 13

Sunday 29 May 2011 23:34

The guy watching them through the video camera is just creepy lol

notsofriendly 17

Monday 30 May 2011 18:30

hahahaha. great illustration.

RKD 23

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:38

HA HA HA HA HA I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST FML ILLUSTRATIONS EVER!!!!!

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