Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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cdude200 10

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:17

I wonder how that conversation went.

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:09

Great picture! It made me lol as much as the fml!

babygirl1023 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:32

love the pic! the guy coming from under the bed made me laugh the most.

stefml123 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 16:25

God that sux break up with her!!

bandgirrl 9

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:33

ohh mann, that sucks ...almost as much as her. sorry OP. ):

sparkydawz 0

Monday 6 June 2011 2:06

i woulda waited outside the guys door amd punched him inthe face

aiszy79 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:21

Oops jk haha... u might want to get a new one

Mads34_char75 0

Monday 6 June 2011 17:40

Wow that blows go get with some random chick to get her back

jomo111 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 16:33

dump the *****

callmedrakee 0

Friday 10 June 2011 6:34

it could have been a coincidence..?

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