By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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Savannahbear2 0

Dump that dump that crotch of a white

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Savannahbear2 0

Lol I meant dump her

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tynellebaby 0

I hope u went over there and dumped her ass on the spot!

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PrincessPwned 0

I'm afraid this is going to happen when me and my BFF get older... dammit that's so sad... -.-"

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Travis420 0

Your apartment must have some cheap walls, you should move, if there is an earthquake you will die.

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Astrolock 0

Break up with her and tell her "Sorry, you're just too ugly and unsophisticated, I swear if I didn't know you any better, I'd say you're ******* my next door neighbor."

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ters19 10

screw with her and make her dump you then when she does tell her wut u know

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