Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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pikagirl222 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:30

i hope you broke up with her

weezy143_fml 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 16:51

I would have ran into my neighbors house!!!!

niyah4sho 11

Friday 17 June 2011 5:08

number 19 has a point :/

DiscoLemonade 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:26

The good thing about this is now you can get a new girl

depressionkills 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:17

That ******* hilarious

LotsaLaughs 5

Friday 8 July 2011 4:59

I'm guesssing you don't wanna grab food with her now. :|

mksmash233 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:24

Dude that really sucks butbits kind of funny from my stand point. But t actuLly could be a good thing that you dumped her. That guy probably gave her VD or the herps so you actually saved yourself from an STD right there

scoutcloud23 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:57

dump her period, she can't cheat on you!

Geier08 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:27

wow how could you not get away with that! I hope you stormed in there and dumped her ass!!!

AmUrCokieMonster 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:06

Haha funny

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