Love: Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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deskayjo 1

Friday 12 August 2011 8:51

Dam yer bitch is a hoe!

chickenpie90 16

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:48

Aww

scoobyluv 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:30

don't your girlfriend no to turn the phone on silent wen she is doin the nasty!

Ruby246 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:42

Dump that bitch!

emmakkate 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 21:35

You should've walked in the room and told her to go screw herself.

8920475 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 1:20

That is afull I feel so bad for you hey theres other fish in the sea

SniperWolfARMY 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:56

Ouch!! That sucks. But hey, get over it there are other people out there!!!

centarous85 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:25

Wow... Loud phone or thin walls?

thejedi08 10

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:53

*ring* "OMG its my boyfriend, hello?" "hey what are you doing?" "Nothing.." "why do you sound so close?" "Im not" "wanna go get some food, that jerk next door is having mad sex" "um sure, give me 30 minutes" "ok, I'm on my way" "NO! i'll come to you"

wyatt1497 0

Friday 7 October 2011 8:25

Wow thats ****** sorry dude

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