By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

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bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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Scorn210 1

I would of slapped a bitch

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Gandretti 0

Dangg thats ****** uppp

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R4B1D_SQU1R3L 0

Ha ha you should have banged on the door and asked when it was your turn.

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Jakespeed207 4

What i'd have done: call again to make sure its my (hopefully now ex) gf, then walk over to his door, and say "hammer time!" and pound on the door with a hammer like Roran from Eragon until that shit broke, walked in like a boss, and say, "bitch, we're through". And just for good measure, throw the hammer so it hits the wall right behind both them. Dude, i gotta tell ya, if it wasn't a conincidence and it was your gf, then just make her pay the price.

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lollipop12321 0

There is so many girls who dosen't know meaning of love

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bree2552 0

Dump her though a txt ya **** she stupid

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DanteWest1000 5

Thats a bit high up on the ****** Up Scale

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