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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
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kamikrazy 6

I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.

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kamikrazy 6

I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.

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demonmonkey 13

If you have memory issues why didnt you write yourself a note?!

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FMLshark 12

They probably forget to write the notes in the first place. Hence the pills.

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jessimica642 8

When I wright myself notes I forget where I put them

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siberianhamster 17

Placebos have been shown to give positive results to patients who are told they are taking a placebo before their 'course' starts... So there.

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ninjaniki 0

I'm pretty sure the point of a placebo is to not tell the patient it is a placebo...

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skyttlz 32

Ya telling a patient it's placebo kinda defeats the whole purpose

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Tie the bottle to your jacket sleeves like little kiddies do to their mittens. Whatever gets the job done, right?

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ScarletBloom 14

If you still persist to forget your bottle. Even the best one won't help you.

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Supahnova 14

Not really a good investment, is it?

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perdix 29

At least you know you really need those "vitamins." Maybe you ought to start smoking weed. You'll forget shit, but at least you'll have an excuse that's better than "I'm an idiot."

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r3fl3ctionTipper 0

Lmao. I use tht excuse all the time;)

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BunBunBabe 8

Start reminding yourself in hints you can't avoid like writing it in your hand or on your fridge

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