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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2019 00:00

Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01

Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML

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By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML

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By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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its_tuesday 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:17

Were you doin' it doggy style?

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rosepetals91 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:00

ew did it like ... get everywhere?

divya08 1

Monday 21 February 2011 7:49

shit happens.

vietmanx 10

Monday 18 April 2011 9:14

you should have given us the position you were in as the event occurred

lisha88 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:02

I don't think he'll want to have sex with you for a while lol

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 21:22

So sorry wow

JoeyPterodactyl 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:43

And people are still responding to trolls why....?

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:05

Let's hope you weren't doing anal.

outbackbyrd 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:36

You would have found yourself dumped. See what I did there?

rmeyer6 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:27

at least your boyfriend makes you ****** :/

iimaPrincess 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:55

lmfao xD

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