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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

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Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
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its_tuesday 6

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

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RedPillSucks 31

Were you doin' it doggy style?

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Sexy_Time 18

Well that's some shitty sex. Hahaha, ok I just had to :P

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thinktwicehmmm1 9

Look at the bright side: if your relationship survives after this, he's a keeper!

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HCF_TJ 8

I hope he was understanding enough to not freak out.

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Xkillz302 10

your boyfriend literally fck the shit outta you

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sophie0908 16

This is really old but for anyone interested, the meds had nothing to do with the ********. When a person has an ******, every muscle tenses up and then completely relaxes suddenly, including the sphincter muscles. So sometimes you end up ******** yourself

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