Intimacy: Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand...

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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Tough choice

By Anonymous - 12/02/2019 00:00

Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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Just say no

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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Tough choice

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

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Shitpants blues

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01

Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML

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In distress

By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:17

Were you doin' it doggy style?

Comments

angrynegro7 16

Friday 1 October 2010 1:51

I guess anal is out of the question, huh?

MetallicaRules19 4

Friday 1 October 2010 2:18

even more eeeew if it was anal lol

tj79 3

Friday 1 October 2010 2:25

now that was funny.

unclepester 0

Friday 1 October 2010 2:28

lol 79 seems offended bet it happened to her too

knee_nuh 0

Friday 1 October 2010 2:44

lol happened to me too. I've only slept with one person, we've been together for 3 years. maybe 79 has something to hide.

oarisimo 4

Friday 1 October 2010 2:42

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

nikkired 0

Friday 1 October 2010 2:49

OMG ! That's horrible for both of you. I hope I never have to take that med.

meshelly 0

Friday 1 October 2010 2:57

I don't know which I laughed at harder the OP or the comments I'm STILL laughing as I'm writing this

thecatsmeow_xx 9

Friday 1 October 2010 3:09

That's embarrassing. Now I'm scared that's going to happen to me. AH D=

Daederoth 10

Friday 1 October 2010 3:14

That is hott. Sex was so good the girl shit her self, that's hott.

lpippen 0

Friday 1 October 2010 3:40

I don't know if you have ever had children, but there is one thing I can assure you. your sphinkter doesn't relax at all in any measure while you are pushing a watermelon through your peep hole. I'm mean come on! the reason women crap themselves is that you are pushing and contracting those muscles.