Work: Today, I was giving a tour on campus when one of my friends approached...

By JimmyJazzNJ - 12/04/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, I was giving a tour on campus when one of my friends approached us and said "Don't go here, the weed's too expensive." and walked away. Thinking he's coming back to say he's joking, he instead says "Just kidding, its really cheap." and walked away. I may or may not still have a job. FML

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You deserved it 5 105

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By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

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You deserved it 2 078

By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 03:29 - United States - University Park

Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I had gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student there. This happens all the time. FML

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You deserved it 3 686

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 529

You deserved it 4 354

By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 169

You deserved it 2 427

By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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You deserved it 3 907

Take it up with HR

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML

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You deserved it 581

By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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You deserved it 4 893

By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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You deserved it 3 817

How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 541

You deserved it 3 183

By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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You deserved it 268

SpunkT 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:02

Yeah why would you be responsible for having an idiot friend? Also you could have just said something to the effect of "Don't mind him, he's an idiot" and pretend he's not your friend. And then later tell him not to bother you when you're working cause it's really rude.

24788 6

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:49

I do stupid things like this all the time to my friends. You need to lighten up and relax about it.

Comments

Maaarinouuu 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:28

ahahahaa your friend is the best hahahahahhaa. i bet you have loads of fun withh that homieeeee!

Mortal_Light 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:34

I can't see how you can get fired for that . Its a college campus; stuff like that happens all the time. This is not an FML.

Maaarinouuu 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:35

ahahahaa your friend is the best hahahahahhaa. i bet you have loads of fun withh that homieeeee!

save_me_08 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:38

I have the urge to do something like that every time I see a tour group. And I don't even know the guides...I just think the prospective students have the right to know this place sucks

Jeffo314 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 18:55

Well at least the weed is really cheap and you can still get some despite your recent unemployment.

0___0 9

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:02

:O #1 saying ~first~ like that actually wasn't annoying, more entertaining >_> HEY, It's 4/20 in eight days, your friend was just watching out for you and the people you were touring :D

maryann_massacre 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:06

"I agree, your life is f***ed (6510) - you deserved that one (420)" Hahahahaha. Hahahahaaa... Haha... Haaaa....

Kel0615 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 19:19

#17- Lol, seems like someone's a little bitter about their rejection from CCAC... Hopefully, you can explain that it wasn't really your fault. I mean, what else could you have done to prevent it?