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By JimmyJazzNJ - 12/04/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, I was giving a tour on campus when one of my friends approached us and said "Don't go here, the weed's too expensive." and walked away. Thinking he's coming back to say he's joking, he instead says "Just kidding, its really cheap." and walked away. I may or may not still have a job. FML

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By LowerCrust - 30/01/2012 02:36 - United States

Today, I arrived at the pizza place I work at to find that I'd been fired. Apparently, the class stoner came in last night and not only demanded a free pizza, but also claimed that I always gave him one. I've never talked to this kid in my life, but my boss still doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 03:29 - United States - University Park

Today, I was walking around my college campus when someone asked me if I had gotten separated from my tour group. He didn't believe me when I said I was a student there. This happens all the time. FML

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By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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Take it up with HR

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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How very dare you?

By FOXYgrandpa441 - 19/07/2012 00:41 - United States - Casper

Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML

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By Sudokori - 07/09/2017 01:30

Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML

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SpunkT 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 13:02

Yeah why would you be responsible for having an idiot friend? Also you could have just said something to the effect of "Don't mind him, he's an idiot" and pretend he's not your friend. And then later tell him not to bother you when you're working cause it's really rude.

24788 6

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:49

I do stupid things like this all the time to my friends. You need to lighten up and relax about it.

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dammn 0

Monday 13 April 2009 5:27

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL . HAAAAAAA .

notyouraverage 0

Monday 13 April 2009 7:35

50 is quite annoying. my dad also owns a very successful business and i too could make bank following his path but he is forcing me to go to school. you prolly like the smell of your own farts. i hope you die poor and as stupid as you are now.

katie_6098 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:31

haha that's actually pretty funny.You shouldn't lose your job over something that you had no control over. We have small tour groups around campus sometimes, usually parents and their kids. You can always pick them out. One time a group came into one of the dining halls, and this kids started yelling stuff like 'don't come here' and 'send us your virgins'. it was pretty funny.

BrannFYR 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:52

Your friend provided a valuable service!! I would have liked to have known that when i was picking out colleges...

LavaMonster 0

Monday 13 April 2009 19:37

what a jerk haha but that's still funny : )

nomo_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 20:25

This FML doesn't even make sense.

Evee_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:02

******* with tour groups is the only highlight of living in this shithole

Kel0615 0

Monday 13 April 2009 22:53

#17- 1. Wow, dude, it was a joke- not an attack. Albeit, I'll admit it was a tad snarky. 2. Though you say you did not attack anyone, you directly stated several times that "college is a waste", therefore implying that those who are attending college are dumb for wasting their time and making inferior life choices. 3. That's great about the family business. You are fortunate that you have such resources available to you. If only everyone was so lucky. 4. "If that person hadn't of made a snarky diss at me, I wouldn't have had to DEFEND myself from his personal, ignorant attack." Speaking of ignorant, that "his" should be a her. Kel is Kelly for short.