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By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Thursday 14 January 2010 23:48

Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

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Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

that blows

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EnDuRe 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:06

lmao!!

evilzara 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:08

next time bite him LOL FAIL

DBkkk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:09

You are Better than twinkies. Don't worry u can suck my **** anytime

g0ld3nb01x30 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:10

can I have a *******?

terror_twins 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:11

hahaha that is so sad

jmyers21 1

Friday 15 January 2010 0:12

stop dating fat asses chubby chaser

403_SRB 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:38

lmao that's a good one!!

baker3410 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:12

holy shit this is funny. god I wish I was that guy.

88crowns 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:16

lmaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooo, how bad r u at head lol, practice makes perfect, or ur boyfriend hungry lol

amberceleste 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:17

Hahahahahahahah....this made my day

pooter_stink 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:21

Mmmmmmmmm twinkies...

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