Intimacy: Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to...

By scubai - 14/01/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By dom - 08/09/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML

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Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By Porkchop05 - 06/09/2009 05:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:48

Both of you were eating a delicious snack filled with cream. He was just seeing how it was for you!

doctorr_fml 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 23:44

that blows

Comments

chopsuey_45 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:42

ahahahaahhahahaha I'm guessing ur not very good at sucking dick cuz he was bored enough to grab a TWINKY (powerful stuff, I know.) and eat it instead of enjoying his not-so-good *******.

YeahFMLxX 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:43

King Ding Dong for teh win! Get it twinky lovers :D !

Kuruvi 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:47

vow he is so gay

chaos753159 4

Friday 15 January 2010 1:48

clearly you've never eaten a twinkie

Jim9349 10

Friday 15 January 2010 2:14

**** YOU GIRL let me start off, the "head" (why you call it that, you are obviously immature) is supposed to be like the best time, he could be like "ohh ohhh that feels so good" it could be while hes taking a dump (bumpkin) or while he is eating a twinkie if thats what he wants to do

shadowylove13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:23

u must be terrible at blowin girl

OreoGrl9091 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:33

LMAO! what an asshole. id love for a guy to tell me im bad. i bite that shit off! yaaaa hearrrrd! lol and for all the guys say "you can give me head" get a hobby losers! obviously no girl want yo crusty ass dick. duh. =)