Intimacy: Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey...

By tehhotness - 27/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 18:03 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I gave my girlfriend a hickey barely an inch from her vagina. She texted me later, saying her dad saw it and had grounded her. So yeah, I'm not sure I even want to know what the hell goes on in their house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

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By allalone - 14/07/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, I put the vacuum cleaner hose against my neck to give me a hickey, so that it would look like I got some action. FML

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By hoovered - 04/03/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to give me a "hickey" with a vacuum cleaner while I was passed out drunk. Not only do I have to try and explain this to my girlfriend, but we're meeting her parents for lunch this afternoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 07:51 - United States - Portland

Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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songstress4life 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:05

Wow... she didn't even kinda feel remorseful. Sorry, dude!

Shadowflames420 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:06

she still your girlfriend? wtf is wrong with you! dump her!

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effit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:42

I hope you stopped going down on her and dumped her ass.

effit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:44

Awww # 45, what you talking about, a good hickey is always enjoyable... especially when they're suckin like crazy (anywhere but the neck of course).

Phillay632 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:52

Well, it sucks to be you... no pun intended.

soozin 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:34

agree with most people, I think its a bruise, it doesnt make sense how she would express so openly about cheating esp WHILE you guys are having sex.

BamxBitch 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 1:53

That's ****** up. I hope you dumped that bitch.

jsmith1199 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:19

#3 and #24.. so ******* what if she was honest.. shes still a stupid *****. #17.. who cares if they were exclusive or not? if they werent exclusive and she was multiple guys do that, then shes a *****. if they were exclusive and she was having multiple guys do that, shes a *****. #44.. you must also be a cheating **** ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT SHE IS A DUMB BITCH WHO MUST BE TAUGHT A LESSON I vote take a bat to her face. But that's just me.

theoldGP 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 2:54

haha wtf. she should have just lied and said yeah you did. UNLESSSSS like omg here comes the breaking point: maybe it wasnt a hickey.. maybe it was a rash or something haha idk. and thats why she quickly said you didnt do it.... cause you never even mentioned (to her at least) that it was a hickey WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HER A *****? you can't judge based on the info given in the story

bchristina5 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:30

you didn't punch her in the twat for that shit??

WellThatSuckz 14

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:47

^^^ EXACTLY!!!

braFTW 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:01

Are you absolutely sure that the mark wasn't from something else?.. I know that her answer was weird but it still doesn't prove anything, unless she said otherwise and you didn't mention it.