Miscellaneous: Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things...

By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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You deserved it 13 574

By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:01

A little too eager my friend.

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:06

Psh. Don't lie you just wanted an excuse to pull your pants down in public..

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s1ckpup 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:11

Get yourself together op you don't work at the stripclub anymore you dirty *****!

Clamcreepy 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:51

"come on thru ma'am I'll be more than willingly search you"

cutielilangel 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:59

Congrats! You win a gold star!

ktrain69 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 11:17

idk who that sucks more for, you our the security guard

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 11:45

This is why "listening" is important. Try it sometime.

Armyboy124 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 11:47

I can tell your good with quickies.

cja101 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:03

I can't tell if that an agreement or a comeback lol

cja101 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 13:12

Woops that comment above is to 63

Voldy_fml 16

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:35

Woahh slow down, there!

Rocky007 15

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:56

That's a great way to show the Muslim terrorists our thanks for putting us through this--give them the moon.

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