Miscellaneous: Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things...

By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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You deserved it 35 462

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 13 424

By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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You deserved it 1 170

By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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You deserved it 41 650

By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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You deserved it 47 213

By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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You deserved it 49 770

By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

TSA

By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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You deserved it 4 755

By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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You deserved it 13 574

By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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You deserved it 5 067

By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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You deserved it 2 486

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Sunday 29 January 2012 3:01

A little too eager my friend.

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 3:06

Psh. Don't lie you just wanted an excuse to pull your pants down in public..

Comments

clynne093 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:09

I think that means your desperate haha

RomanBeauty 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:42

I'm not going to say that I agree or that you deserve it. Because that's just plain funny. I approve of the funny that went on that day. Also- quite drunkenly right now :) yey spellcheck!

Plecofish 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:44

i saw a rage comic on the same subject on reddit, are you the same person?

xXBlitzkriegXx 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:15

Huh. It would appear that they caught you with your pants down.

Kforest 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:24

hmmm, seems like you were way too excited to have something go up your bum hole sir :/

heyred 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:30

Do you work for the IRS?

brbfood 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:38

is this your first time at an airport, genius..?

KittyWantMilk 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:42

I'm sure the people behind you were thrilled.

crw817 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:44

Hell yeah

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:03

Could of been worse OP... you could of asked a creepy TSA dude..."what's taking so long! Just examin my ass or whatever and let me get going will you please!"