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By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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stupidpplsuck 33

That's probably because you go through your daughters phone. No sympathy from me Voldy.

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neeni88 23

Could it simply be because you lack a nose and not due to your "evil" ways as a Mom? If it's any consolation, if your kids hate you, you must be doing something right!

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Bilover96 5

Don't take it personal

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daboar 5

always lock your phone, people. it's not that hard to do

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kobykai 3

From the childs perspective i would say that it was out of fun with the names. As for you, its possibly just another joke.

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carebear808 12

Why were you going through her phone? Seems like a fitting name if you do this to her a lot...

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worldclassrager 39

The creativity is great but sometimes it's better to leave well enough alone...

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danigirl074 6

Never go through a child's phone without permission-she will consider you Voldemort now

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whatwhyhoo 10

Kids deserve privacy. If you can't talk and get a truthful answers then is bad parenting.

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socccer_chick_02 9

Not once did op say her daughter was a child. For all we know she could be over 18.

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Hawaii84 16

That's hurtful but maybe you need to reflect on what you could have possibly done to earn that title and try to mend fences. If she is just been a bitch I'm sorry for that.

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