By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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breakingbenjamin_fml 0

hahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahaahahahhaahhaahhaahahahhaahahhahahahaah this is the funniest FML ive ever read congrats

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youre_fucked 0

i lol'd at #15 more than anything. the sheer fact that they criticized the person for not knowing spanish when instead they don't even know englishhh cracked me up. hahahaaaa.

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Purexinsanity 46

You know you can reply to the actual comment. No need to make a new comment and tree referencing them

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bermudababy 0

lmao sorry but u def deserved that one. living in the US, u should kno pollo frito is fried chicken. or that at least pollo is chicken....

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OceanBreathesSal 5

I think you're wrong. She doesn't deserve it. If you had read the first comment, then you would know that the OP isn't from the united states. She's from China. :)

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pippacrawford 4

OP is from China. Learn to read; I hear it can stop you from sounding stupid.

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cyndyv 0

omg hahahhahah this is TOO funny he mustve been lyk wth? i cant believe he didnt say anything lol

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givemekittens 0

That's what you get for dating a beanerrrr.

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givemekittens 0

That's what you get for dating a beanerrrr.

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letitrockk 0

LOL @ 42 but even in China, the OP should've looked it up if she really wanted to please, she could've come across a ton of websites that would help. Next time, just stick to cursing in chinese, that would be considered a turn on too. lol, now i want kfc with a side of chinese noodles.

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DStro 0

By the way, it's "Me chinga", me sounding like the month May.

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