By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States
Same thing different taste
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Don't let the bedbugs bite!
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Patience
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Oh, hello there, don't mind me
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Who deliberately takes a crap at work if they know it's "going to take awhile"? Why would you take your ipod with you? Where do you work that they pay you to take 30-minute craps and listen to music? YDI.
How long did it take you to type up that list? I think that's an FML right there: "Today, I spent 20 minutes thinking of all the different ways to say "masturbating" just so I could post it online... FML."