Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up,...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2014 02:45 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By Faktafem - 19/06/2019 23:55

Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By anomynous - 05/04/2021 05:00

Today, my workplace replaced all of the toilets in the store with automatic toilets. I have an anxiety disorder, and I can't use them. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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comedybreak 20

Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:36

How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI

Meggston 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:38

That's extraordinarily disgusting.

Comments

Squirrel1256 15

Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:56

I have seen some automatic toilets that do indeed have a manual flush button. So this could have been one of those possibly.

Allornone 35

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:12

in fact, most have that button. that way, the toilet remains operational even if the automatic component breaks or is otherwise malfunctioning

underthesea12 24

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:40

thanks for the toilet 101

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:00

Automatic toilets usually have a manual flush button, too, but how can you walk away from toilet without hearing a flush? Or without even trying to find a button that makes your crap flush?

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:02

**** your co-workers life, they had to deal with you leaving your shit in the toilet.

CoGhostRider 31

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:08

Automatic flush valves have a manual button just in case the battery is dead. So you're good

Soundslikeothers 15

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:08

Don't you double check? And on that note I hope you noticed the toilet paper next to you to wipe your ass.

CheckMyProfile 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:19

**** your colleagues life I'd say!

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:43

Learn something new everyday...but I find it odd you didn't realize when you left there was no sound of a flush

oatgoblin 7

Tuesday 17 June 2014 12:50

Many automatic toilets also have tiny red buttons that you can push if the sensor doesn't work. I assume OP thought they were only automatic rather than not checking to see if the toilet flushed behind him.