Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up,...

By Anonymous - 17/06/2014 02:45 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. When I stood up, I noticed a little button on the side. I pressed it and the toilet flushed. I've worked there for nine months and just found out today that our toilets don't flush automatically. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By Faktafem - 19/06/2019 23:55

Today, I went to use one of the toilets at work, where once again someone had not flushed their poo. I work at an institute for higher education, and this happens on a weekly basis, even during the summer when no students are around. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By anomynous - 05/04/2021 05:00

Today, my workplace replaced all of the toilets in the store with automatic toilets. I have an anxiety disorder, and I can't use them. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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comedybreak 20

Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:36

How unaware of your surroundings are you... YDI

Meggston 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:38

That's extraordinarily disgusting.

Comments

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 17 June 2014 17:20

Only thing worse is having a co worker (like I have) who clearly sees the flush handle, yet continues to walk away without flushing our employee only toilet...every time, every day, several times a day....like he's too good or special to flush his own.

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 17 June 2014 17:26

Who just assumes this? Obv OP, But really wtf...

aznpeaks 7

Tuesday 17 June 2014 17:26

Cleveland voice: Oo that's nasty...

rockhead1270 5

Tuesday 17 June 2014 17:41

I always examine my trophy anyway before I send it to the land of Pooville

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 17 June 2014 18:06

It could just be a manual override button. A lot of automatics have those, in case they didn't go off for the last guy for some reason(they aren't the most reliable tech) or in case the last load was too darn big to handle with one flush.

Bluebl4ze 16

Tuesday 17 June 2014 18:13

Oh SHIT!!

cwaziemamma 16

Tuesday 17 June 2014 18:25

I would like to think that they are automatic, and that button is the backup button, cuz otherwise, you are extremely disgusting

mkayden 23

Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:42

I feel bad for the people that used the same stall after you..

beksj23 15

Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:04

I'm pretty sure all automatic toilets have a little button on the side. And the ones at my work take about a minute before they actually flush. So, OP could be out of the bathroom by then.

blondeambition1 4

Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:18

I always make sure it flushes cause that shit is nasty

beksj23 15

Wednesday 18 June 2014 5:41

Yes, as do I. But alas, OP obviously does not. Perhaps this situation will rid OP of said fault.

LO1014 16

Tuesday 17 June 2014 20:31

All the automatic toilets I've seen have buttons, so they might be automatic. If not, you might consider paying better attention to your surroundings.