Kids: Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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No filter

By Judiee - 28/02/2009 10:52 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at a family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4 year-old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say, "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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By notyouagain - 03/10/2010 07:40 - Australia

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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You deserved it 3 315

By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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You deserved it 6 964

By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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suadelaaa 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 12:27

Haha I love how innocent little kids are that they can always speak the truth without consequence. Jealous.

kbtoys 2

Saturday 4 April 2009 13:38

At least she hugged you. She could have walked up and kicked your shin, instead.

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loveaffair911 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 7:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA! i guess she calls it like she sees it.

emptyego 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 8:44

lmfao #5

Carribu 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:35

I would just like to say OWNED. Anyway, kids say random shit. So it's not really that big of a deal.

YSoSerious 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:44

kids say whatever comes to their random mids

Kickinchicken213 3

Monday 6 April 2009 1:52

Kids... gotta love them. No matter how harsh it may sound they always say what's on their mind. I miss this.

Cowman3340 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:38

LOL!

so1337 0

Monday 6 April 2009 6:45

#24 - I'm perfect. The poster probably is fat. Rule of thumb: if you're fat, you deserved it. Honestly, if you're fat, it's not like someone forced you to stuff your face with burgers and fries.