By public pooper - 25/04/2013 00:16 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
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simplysarcastics 26

Well he shouldn't be reading someones messages anyway. I dislike nosy people. Besides everyone has bowel issues every now and then...

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torio123 27

Who were you sending messages to about your bowel movements? O_o

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perdix 29

If his name is Sanchez, and he's dirty, this might be your lucky day.

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Bakarra 22

Or maybe a gentleman by the name of Cleveland who steams carpets for a living

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oj101 33

You should always delete potentially embarrassing topics in texts, browsing history, notes etc as a precaution. A little clean out/irrigation can prevent crappy situations that could block your movement when it comes to taking your relationship with him beyond a friendship.

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Ins0mau 20

I dunno. A girl's bowel movements seems like a turn off. I wouldn't be fazed at all if a girl I like watches ****.

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EijiNeko 28

Just because you let him use your phone, doesn't mean he can read your messages, and he's being incredibly rude if he does read them.

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kikks_xx 10

When people say bowel movement, do they mean shit?

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gc327072 30

Yes, little derp, that's what they mean.

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jjmiller1001 17

if he only made a phone call he should.not have seen them

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rainbowninjad 4

It's just poop. He won't even see the messages if he doesn't go snooping. And if he snoops, you don't need him any way. And if he sees them on accident, like I said, it's just poop.

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Mifflicious 18

So all this time I've just belived that I'm a girl, and I've been having these stupid periods for nothing?!D8< Goddamnit!

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