By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 624
You deserved it 45 516

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tj265 0

gotta be straight up with guys we dont catch hints easy lol

you_freak 7

That is the worst bout of hinting I have ever heard! As for the guy ... WIN!

Comments

hurray4jmk 1

YDI! dont fish for something when you arent ready for what you get. idiot.

cowboyy_fml 0
Maht_fml 0

you deserved it. and the op did deserve it.

YDI is you deserved it and YLS is your life sucks

FYLDeep 25

This guy didn't even know what "YDI" was. Why must you rattle his brain by throwing out "OP"?

cowboyy_fml 0

don't get sassy with me missy ok!

JacksonCampbell 9

YDI = You Deserved It YLS = Your Life Sucks OP = Original Poster They made UrbanDictionary.com for a reason...

OP means the person that wrote this FML but idk what op stands for LOL

cowboyy_fml 0

I wad kidding. take a joke gosh

cowboyy_fml 0

I also hate when girls brag about their boyfriend so pls don't:)

cowboyy_fml 0

ur profile says " I have the best boyfriend EVEEEEERRRRR"

Why are you looking at my profile and telling me what to do? I have the right to say what I want on MY profile, thank you very much. Sweetie, go back to your neopets and Webkinz, because so far you don't know what a pedophile is or what YDI means... And I'm sorry you're just jealous because you don't have a boyfriend.

omghellokitty90 0

^most likely a pedophile just sayin'

omghellokitty90 0

fack' I missed :/ that was @ girl with the Kesha pic

cowboyy_fml 0

actually I do and he's hot.but I don't go around braggging like some ppl do and I already knew what ydi meant I was just bein stupid.

cowboyy_fml 0

hey ur supposed to be on my side I just told her not to brag about her boyfriend lol I tell it straight up I don't care haha

Well I'm not bragging I'm just doing some virtual PDA. I'm not going around saying, "Oh my god my boyfriend is so much hotter, sweeter, sexier, sportier, and more caring than all of yours combined!!!!!" I'm simply saying he's a great guy for me. Cow person thing, if you have a problem with it, then you can cry me a river, build a bridge, and GET OVER IT.

omghellokitty90 0

she stated she had a boyfriend what's wrong with that? you where the one creepin on her profile lol.

cowboyy_fml 0

I'm bot gonna cry over u. and I actually was first jokin around about this whole thing and ur taking it way to serious here.

Well when you try and tell me what to do or what not to do, then I become a bitch. Too much for you to handle?

cowboyy_fml 0

omg I'm just jokin here with her and I knew what those things meant me and my friend were just jokin around and being stupid lol

Well don't tell me what to do, don't be trollin' on my profile, and stop acting like an airhead and then the problem will be solved.

cowboyy_fml 0

ur not much for me to handle. if u were here in person trust me u would be the first one on the floor. I'm in girl wrestling. and lift weights 5 days if the week:)

Okay the problem will be solved if you stop telling me what to do, stop creepin on my profile, and quit acting like an airhead...?

cowboyy_fml 0

u quit actin all tough and this is stupid were just sittin here fighting and we don't even know each other. and problem would be solved if u would also take some jokes

Um sweetie, you couldn't win a fight against me even if I let you. And wasn't it you who just told me to stop bragging?

omghellokitty90 0

-__-; she probably lives in a different state.. and btw mussels don't look good on girls. they just don't.

Exactly. Female bodybuilders are kinda... DISGUSTING...

cowboyy_fml 0

I guess I'll be the good one and apologize even though this is stupid

That's all I need. And I'm sorry for maybe overreacting a lil bit... it's just I hate it when people tell me what to do and what to say.

cowboyy_fml 0

ur not to much for me to handle and my mom is dying in the hospital so leave me alone

cowboyy_fml 0

and I'm just saying I probly could considering I'm like 145 pounds but o don't look discustingly muscled. I am nicely toned I don't let myself get nasty looking

Oh wow. I just apologize an you make up some sob story? I don't care if you 'think' I'm not too much to handle.

ohthebloodygore 16

You bitches are annoying. SHUT THE HELL UP. You're also idiots.

Cowboyy: I don't care about this anymore. Just let it go.

cowboyy_fml 0

ya me either and it's true she haas cancer really bad:( it's sad:/

ohthebloodygore 16

PM, bitches. There's a purpose for it.

cowboyy_fml 0

lung cancer.and don't u just hate when other ppl try to get into other peoples fights? it's like they have no life

cowboyy_fml 0

and I'm sorry everyone for kinda fighting a little bit on this. please don't read it it's just stupid and it won't happen again

that's just fake....I tell my friends when they look bad when they ask and I don't think they look as good as they could ..

Honey, does this shirt make me look fat?

cowboyy_fml 0

ya sorry but it does ewwwww take it off

no, it's your ass that makes you look fat. -Chris Rock

I honestly hate girls that complain about their look to get a compliment

Agreed. I also hate posts like these from said girls because it brings out the stupid generalisations. OP, you're an embarrassment to your gender. What could possibly have gone through your mind? Your approach was ridiculous since there was one right answer and a million wrong ones. YDI, YDI, YDI. Grow up or die lonely.

chillinAK 9

Okay OP, let me give you a small hint - if you have to fish for a compliment, then nine times out of ten it's gonna get you hurt with bluntness or its going to sound forced by some one who doesn't want a whiny chick on their hands. If he's digging you, then he'll tell you some thing nice all by himself. Fishing=not cool.

soldier4life_88 0

honestly!!! women need to just straight out ask us!! don't beat around the bush.. we just ain't that deep!! trust me if u just ask us straight up you'd save yourselves a lot of anger or embarrassment!! and if this offends any women on here I am sorry...