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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 03:34 - New Zealand

Today, I was hanging out with some disabled people at the day-centre where I work. We had the music blasting and were laughing and dancing around. My boss took me aside and said that it wasn't really appropriate for me to mock the clients by imitating their dancing. That's just how I dance. FML

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Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML

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Sunday 19 April 2009 13:29

lol. dork dancer eh? me too.

AndreaKina 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 12:22

HAHAHA ouchhh

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Rockey 3

Sunday 19 April 2009 14:57

Watch some old Micheal Jackson videos. Take notes.

alwaysalady 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 15:18

When I dance I look like I just tripped in rythym. A horrible disapointment to my ballerina mother.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 15:44

Why are people STILL misspelling it "Micheal?"

Uduwudu 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:01

Start with the moonwalk, it can be learned in less then an hour!

deni_kaos 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:12

that totally reminds me of the episode of Seinfeld when Elaine thinks she can dance! too bad i happened in real life for you though...

Rockey 3

Sunday 19 April 2009 16:47

It was never in a spelling bee.

nikkirito 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:09

YDI for dancing if you can't dance.

InspiredByGaGa 8

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:57

that sucks, dude.

ILoveJace01 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:09

Ouch.

leggomyeggo 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 18:09

everyone looks ridiculous when they dance, i wouldn't worry about it.. as long as you're having fun it's all good :D

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