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By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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You deserved it 39 201

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Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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By angrymadman3542342 - 12/11/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

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Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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You deserved it 8 083

By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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You deserved it 46 688

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

insanexnh 13

Friday 8 June 2012 5:51

You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.

melanie177 1

Friday 8 June 2012 5:50

See karma is real!

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cfire800 0

Friday 8 June 2012 7:06

karmas a bitch

CRC_101 31

Friday 8 June 2012 7:09

60 - I assume you're responding to me about studying? Well, I'm quite glad you have. Although if you're only 18, then you have much more to learn, I'm sure. As do I, of course, but I'm not using them as proof in my argument. The reason you come across as ignorant is, ignoring the grammar and spelling mistakes, you just tried to sum up complex aspects of at least three different religions in one sentence. That suggests a lack of knowledge. There you go, you can decide if you're ignorant or not. I obviously have no good perception from a few comments on a thread. And on the what I believe - goodness no. Ironically, followers of satanism don't even believe in Satan. Wicca is just a religion like any other, no more evil or less evil or whatever you think about religions than all the others. You can be quite condescending, actually, I agree.

Kktlive 3

Friday 8 June 2012 7:10

Well I gotta say karma was a bitch on your friends behalf for pushing his beliefs on you and then tripping afterwards.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 8 June 2012 7:13

Based on the mocking question after the friend tripped, and the phrase"Who actually believes Karma's real" as thought it is some incredulous thing, I'm going to guess the friend got angry because the OP started the debate. I could be wrong but I'm willing to bet quite a bit that this "debate" was something more along the lines of the OP trying to convince their friend that Karma isn't real.

reddudeover 2

Friday 8 June 2012 7:17

Half of you don't know what karma is and the other half is just trolling... hopefully. Him hitting you was him admitting his stupidity and utter lack of substance for his ideological position. This is JUST like the nurse FML except now everyone's lost their logic!