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By sh3n-D - 07/06/2012 21:26 - Denmark - Herning

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

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By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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You deserved it 14 668

By angrymadman3542342 - 12/11/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, I started talking to a friend about how he needs to stop overreacting and getting angry very easily. He kicked sand up in the air, and it came back into his eyes. He started getting angry, and when I told him this is what I was talking about, he hit me in the nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 046

You deserved it 7 540

Never be that atheist debate-lord Andy

By Aaaaaaaaaa - 08/09/2022 20:00

Today, I was ranting about creationists, when a friend interrupted me. He managed to mount a defense of creationism that I couldn't argue with. I got so flustered, I punched him in the face and ran away. FML

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You deserved it 1 769

This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 056

You deserved it 337

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 791

You deserved it 6 279

By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 279

You deserved it 8 083

By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston

Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML

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You deserved it 46 688

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 357

By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 14:21 - Mexico

Today, some guy I passed in the street was so high out of his mind, he beat the crap out of me, thinking I was a piñata. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 188

You deserved it 2 811

By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 393

You deserved it 2 937

insanexnh 13

Friday 8 June 2012 5:51

You have your beliefs, and he has his. Why do you have to make fun of him for it? YDI.

melanie177 1

Friday 8 June 2012 5:50

See karma is real!

Comments

HassanImran 0

Friday 8 June 2012 5:55

Karmas a bitch!

ositoakaluis 16

Friday 8 June 2012 6:47

stop calling Karma a bitch she deserves better

zachherbert 10

Friday 8 June 2012 7:46

She's my bitch, lay off!

strawberrywine22 30

Friday 8 June 2012 5:57

Sounds like you got hit by the karma monster yourself!!

perdix 29

Friday 8 June 2012 6:00

You may not believe in karma, but you got a hands-on lesson in comeuppance, you intolerant dick.

thejewishfuhrer 17

Friday 8 June 2012 7:04

BOOM!

skullman870 1

Friday 8 June 2012 6:00

Karma takes to long, I would rather beat the shit outta you now. That was probably going through his head after he fell

redreynard 14

Friday 8 June 2012 6:02

I didn't believe in karma before I started reading FMLs.

jcmjr 4

Friday 8 June 2012 6:06

Ha karma said hello!!! PUNCH!!!! Lmao!!!

auzz1_pride 9

Friday 8 June 2012 6:39

FALCON PUNCH moment?

jaredofmo 22

Friday 8 June 2012 6:07

I don't believe in dissing other people's beliefs or practices as long as they don't harm anyone.

yanksby7 6

Friday 8 June 2012 6:10

I think you had a good point, so I gave you a thumbs up. That being said, I had to read your post about 3 times to understand it. Next time you're trying to articulate an argument, proofread before you submit. It helps.

ICastillo 24

Friday 8 June 2012 6:13

Well you know what did to deserve getting that one punch in the face, being an ass.

dominic1221 6

Friday 8 June 2012 6:17

If you think violence is justified just 'cause someone was a bit of an ass, then you've got some serious problems, son.

ICastillo 24

Friday 8 June 2012 6:23

Why do all the humorless douche bags always reply to my comments?

dominic1221 6

Friday 8 June 2012 6:15

20- Soooo... the Force must be real too, right? Cause there's lots of Star Wars books featuring it. You sound pretty ignorant and condescending yourself, actually.