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Should have fixed her teeth with you fist, that way she would have fit in.
That was really rude. D:
let's just hope she wasn't talking about you :/
sweety, don't worry. she loves you no matter what and she sees you as her own so she even forgot that you're not British. also never forget where you come from. I was also born in Russia and now live in California! ????.
I don't get that. We're all foreigners if you go back far enough. It's the illegal immigrants I have the issue with. People fighting for their rights but we as citizens are losing ours. That is retarded. They dont have rights. They aren't citizens. They're here illegally. You sir are not and shouldn't be boxed in like that no matter where you are from originally.
What's if it's not their fault they're illegal? What if they just wanted a new life and are good honest people who just can't get their papers?
Suicide is a solution to thousands of happy men and women each year.
#58, they are obviously not honest people if they are in a country illegally. and it is unfair of them to claim we are being mean by not giving them rights. they should toss them back over the boarders of whatever country they came from and make them actually come here in a 'good and honest' way- filling out papers and getting a card that shows you worked for it
Most people don't want to work the jobs they claim are being stolen by illegal immigrants. Admit it, if they made the government made them legal, businesses would have to pay them a living wage and then all companies would out-source all labor. Illegal immigrants make corporations aka the world go 'round.
BLOODY HELL!!
tell your dumb ass grandma humans evolved out of Africa from apes! and if she isn't native American she has no room to talk... I'm Hungarian and live in Florida but was born in New York and a redneck was like go back to your country, I was like you stupid **** you are European too unless your a native American.... some people are just idiots and don't know shit
Like how she isn't from the US, but the UK(Jersey).
exactly lol
So many inadequacies, where do I begin: 1. This FML took place in England, as stated above. 2. No scientist worth his bunsen burners believes we evolved from apes. The theory of Evolution states that we evolved from the same family as apes, a more primitive species of primate, but we were never apes. 3. Native Americans are as much foreigners in North America as Europeans. Native Americans were there first, true, but the common theory is that they came across a land bridge from Asia several thousand years ago. 4. "You're European, unless you're Native American". Or Asian, or African, or Russian, or South American, or a mix of various cultures... 5. Scientists don't actually know the exact spot that human beings originated. They believe it was somewhere in Africa, but they don't know the exact location. I agree with your basic premise, which is that we're all foreigners and shouldn't discriminate against each other, but if you're going to complain about people not knowing their facts, you might want to make sure that you know yours.
#120- your comment is to long, I can't thumbs up it on my phone :(
go into the middle and swipe along you can thumb it then
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Don't worry.. Take the comforting words of Rebecca black... Everybody's Russian