Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch...

By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 692

You deserved it 6 236

By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 531

You deserved it 4 354

By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 111

You deserved it 40 131

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anja - 03/02/2021 03:30

Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML

I agree, your life sucks 689

You deserved it 252

By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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You deserved it 4 897

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 528

You deserved it 5 463

By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 283

You deserved it 5 066

High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 222

You deserved it 59 756

By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre

Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 297

You deserved it 4 447

By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 311

You deserved it 66 531

zOMGitsdc 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:11

I hope you thanked said friend for sharing their stash...

caancoha 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:09

At least you calmed down, right?

Comments

themaintroll 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:44

YDI for writing a paper in sharpie

sillylung 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:46

I would be SO paranoid. I'm sorry you got drugged :-(

cl9595 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:49

fail

0 3

Friday 11 September 2009 9:59

Intoxicunt 5

Friday 11 September 2009 3:46

Real friends say, "Oh your life is ******? Here, let me end it for you!" and put their friend out of their misery.

wyld3fyr3 3

Friday 11 September 2009 3:53

i moderated this one

Lovebug27 0

Friday 11 September 2009 3:56

weed brownies jus like on degrassi!!

loveurlifeJK 5

Friday 11 September 2009 3:59

Pfft. Special brownies are so overused. Your friend should have made chronic crispies instead.

whatsmccraken 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:09

at least you didn't have to wait till after school like everyone else. A+ for you! Do they have snack machines in school nowadays? I think they do....its been a while... "Today, at school, my friend drugged me with a weed brownie. It kicked in during my English presentation. And they recently replaced the snacks in the snack machine with healthy, low calorie alternatives. FML"

neverlandpirate 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:10

epic win

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 4:22

holy shit! your friend is a few oompa loompas short of a chocolate factory, if you know what I mean.

Daaniellee1234 8

Friday 11 September 2009 4:22

#92. My school still has snack machines. Although last year they went healthy so now everything tastes like shit. At one point in time they were yummy.