Intimacy: Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched... - FML

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By Chichensoup - 21/05/2010 02:33 - United States

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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:05

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

Kenziechristinee 0

Friday 21 May 2010 9:08

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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keechigai 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:22

So Dumb.

KattyT 9

Tuesday 2 August 2011 13:43

YDI for having an affair

1000waystofml 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 18:42

Why would u admit u havein an affair over the internet? Are you stupid?

Sleepy_Hallow 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 6:56

Anonymity is a blessing.

scene_girlie 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 22:09

that's what you get! yuh ****! ihope she finds out && runs you over with a bus! xD

summerhot_fml 2

Thursday 11 August 2011 9:30

stupid assturd licking bastard >:(

rockinroyalty 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:01

Scum bag YDI TOTALLY asshole.

Sasutallica 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 13:11

HAVE THAT CHEATER

BlueBug94 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 21:51

Ha that's what you get dumb ass!

skysharp1 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:40

dumbass cheater! what a low life, YDI forsure.

AmyShark 7

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:23

Karma's a bitch isn't it?

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