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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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You deserved it 4 604

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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You deserved it 5 312

HobsCrk 1

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:33

Make up your mind - was he your boyfriend or was it your first date?

MidnightBlossom 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 8:28

Ahhh, young love and first dates.

Comments

lilkeykey14 5

Thursday 30 June 2011 23:47

at least your dad accepts the fact that you have a boyfriend. i'm sixteen and i've never been able to keep a boyfriend because they all get creeped out when my mom calls them my "special friend". suffice to say i've never been on a date because, after seeing the hangover, my mom is afraid that, someway, somehow, i'll end up in las vegas naked, in a trunk

Calivale 7

Friday 1 July 2011 0:09

wow get over it ! I am gonna be a senior and I can barely talk to guys! so stop complaining...

happysmartg 5

Friday 1 July 2011 0:31

that sucks, but if he told you not to go, you shouldnt have went.

razucc 5

Friday 1 July 2011 0:33

gotta listen to the rents. they're boss. by the sound of it u weren't mature enough either.

179jfkla 2

Friday 1 July 2011 1:17

my first date was at the local coffe shop unfortunately the employees know my family and snitched next time we went there

OhBRiTTiEbaby 0

Friday 1 July 2011 6:18

well looks like you're going to have to wait until you're 18 hahahahaha!

musicislife1415 0

Friday 1 July 2011 7:14

oh parents. imagine havin Indian parents! it's worse!

butterflyz1961 2

Friday 1 July 2011 7:36

#36. I pretty sure she not be getting any **** at the age of 15 anyway.

butterflyz1961 2

Friday 1 July 2011 7:40

#91. Your parent's couldn't have been too strict if they let you go out with an 18 year old when you were just 15.

butterflyz1961 2

Friday 1 July 2011 7:45

#318. I actually thanked my mom for being very strict on me when I was a teenager, because if she hadn't been that way I would have been a big bag of mess.