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Must be a dude, girls don't fart
I hope it wasn't a Dutch oven like that fml a couple days ago. *shivers*
Is four too big a number for you?
Obviously because he's going to have alcohol-induced amnesia in four months. No, but really... I encourage you to take a guess and use common sense.
"it was the mattress"
What a shitty send-off! Don't count on having "welcome back" sex with him in four months -- he'll probably find a girl who can actually control her sphincter.
I think he'll be laughing about it later. It sounds like it will be a pretty funny memory.
I don't think he would mind, guys find farts funny
Everyone farts. Yes, even females! And if it happened during sex, I'd laugh too. It's natural.
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Did you keep going?
...Are you okay?