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By atleese - 31/12/2011 15:37 - United States

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Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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RochelleRedvines 8

...Are you okay?

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cass1_l0ve 13

I have farting contests with my stepdad all the time.... And I think their hilarious!

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Liimitless 6

I hope it wasn't a Dutch oven like that fml a couple days ago. *shivers*

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friedchickenpie 14

Obviously because he's going to have alcohol-induced amnesia in four months. No, but really... I encourage you to take a guess and use common sense.

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Chixken 6

Hehe that is kinda funny (:

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flockz 19

but i'm sure the boyfriend wasn't sprung after that.

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perdix 29

What a shitty send-off! Don't count on having "welcome back" sex with him in four months -- he'll probably find a girl who can actually control her sphincter.

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perdix 29

Yes, but to make it fun, she'd have to have good control of it ;)

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shadexilmaendu 4

Hope you never find yourself in a long term relationship, pal. If you dump a girl first time she farts you're in for a long life of one night stands. Hell, I guess there are benefits to that xD

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Dannyfacee 6

I think he'll be laughing about it later. It sounds like it will be a pretty funny memory.

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CataracsFan 10

Well he'll be remembering that for sure!

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Allyrocks113000 0

I don't think he would mind, guys find farts funny

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beckyxD 13

Everyone farts. Yes, even females! And if it happened during sex, I'd laugh too. It's natural.

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