By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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fecked_up22 0

It's completely possible!! They're going at it doggy-style, he wants to give her a playful spank, it could be easily done. And for the non-believers out there - spanking isnt necessarily some seedy thing that people only do on ****, it can be totally fun, and even a little sexy! I personally love it, and I'm a girl. But to the OP - that is fecking hilarious. You've just made my night and indeed my WEEK, I laughed that hard! Hats off to you, sir. You are hilarious.

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2_someone_else_ 0

yeah it was totally hilarious :D she was riding, no doggie style. Going real fast, so it was indeed a bit stupid to try and slap. She usually likes it though. :)

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summer66_fml 0

better you smacked ur balls that hard instead of that poor girls ass

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46plus0 0

Maybe she was in the cowgirl position and he aimed his hand too low. Still though, ouch.

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pisstake 2

This makes me proud to be Swiss. Really, it does.

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m00sem00se 0

151 is lying the OP is lying. This website used to be funny. Why is everyone lying nowadays? #53 wins.

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ChelsiLeah 0

the first thing that came to mind was "owie" have a heart ppl

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Giselle468 0

You said you were having sex with a girl, but the way you said it was like you were recently having sex with men. Does anyone else see what i mean?

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lydia_romance 0

hahahahah.! ohmygoosh// im sorryy i juust lauughed soo harrd aafter i readd thiis! xDDD

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