By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

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It's completely possible!! They're going at it doggy-style, he wants to give her a playful spank, it could be easily done. And for the non-believers out there - spanking isnt necessarily some seedy thing that people only do on ****, it can be totally fun, and even a little sexy! I personally love it, and I'm a girl. But to the OP - that is fecking hilarious. You've just made my night and indeed my WEEK, I laughed that hard! Hats off to you, sir. You are hilarious.

yeah it was totally hilarious :D she was riding, no doggie style. Going real fast, so it was indeed a bit stupid to try and slap. She usually likes it though. :)

better you smacked ur balls that hard instead of that poor girls ass

Maybe she was in the cowgirl position and he aimed his hand too low. Still though, ouch.

This makes me proud to be Swiss. Really, it does.

m00sem00se 0

151 is lying the OP is lying. This website used to be funny. Why is everyone lying nowadays? #53 wins.

ChelsiLeah 0

the first thing that came to mind was "owie" have a heart ppl

You said you were having sex with a girl, but the way you said it was like you were recently having sex with men. Does anyone else see what i mean?

lydia_romance 0

hahahahah.! ohmygoosh// im sorryy i juust lauughed soo harrd aafter i readd thiis! xDDD