Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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area51avenger 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:04

I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

teehee520 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 20:05

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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hockeyringer15 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 7:43

So how retarded are you? i am sorry if you are dumb enough to do this then i cant imagine you can be any good in bed... not being able to hit what your aiming for...

blackbear6193 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:20

ok u can work through it man. plus the pain will make u last longer, and she will be impressed. horrible accident, or ingenious plan? you decide.

KillaKanibus 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:26

HA! FAIL!!!!!

not1 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 10:57

LOL'd hard, awesome!

kbtoys 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 11:15

Your aim sucks! Hahahaha, too funny.

Uber_G33k 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 13:27

I don't get it.

misery09 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 14:27

lmao. Screw the position.. anytime somebody smacks my ass while we're having sex, it completely catches me off guard and ruins the mood for me.

oh_haaybby 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:26

What the ****, lmfao.

Don_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 21:54

WTH?! Why want to smack her in the ass in the first place? I mean, just cuz you saw it on some cheezy **** flick doesn't mean it's a good idea. YDI

Sheldon445 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:28

All i have to say is that would have been one funny ass scenario for both you and your lass. Right at the climax you hit yourself in the balls and start crying. hahaha that would be hilarious

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