By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
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yeyeboys 20

I guess your boyfriend was getting two ******* at once.

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AFaye3964 17

Maybe you should keep the door shut so your cat cant get in

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PenguinBitch 43

Cat: Look who's in submission now. >:K)

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EpicFrog 10

I read that in the voice of "Who's the bitch now!"... New Guy I think?

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CuriousYel1ow 13

He's obviously jealous and trying to imagine himself in your place.

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icekitten14 12

Hiss at the cat. Maybe add some growling.

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dammityou 10

that would escalate the situation to a whole new level of awkward

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amrose1318 10

I just tried imagining that. lol. Op's boyfriend with a cat on his back and op hissing at the cat while he is in her.

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dammityou 10

ssssssshut the **** up, don't want anyone trying to make a **** like that, I don't think this world needs one more over the top weird shit

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Bragi 12

Again? In the immortal words of Dan Savage "How'd that happen?"

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Aero_x 21

switch to cowgirl? yee haw ;)

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diving_fml 30

try explaining the scratches on his back after sex... .

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Gabilliam 19

Ah felines...I've been told that my cat does that to my parents...

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elcee1987 18

That sounds like a horribly awkward conversation to have

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prettyinpinkxoxo 9

Don't make eye contact ! It'll be even more awkward !

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