Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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Not now!

By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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Relaxed

By sarabellekitty - 21/10/2019 04:00

Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML

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RadAtThis01 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:59

and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing

xStiina 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:57

Haha, must have been hot sex.

Comments

andrea197 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 0:13

Your brother is an idiot. He could have turned the receiver off at any time.

calib0i 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:00

He really could have turned it off lol its his own fault your allowed to get it in inside your own house!!

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 24 October 2012 5:19

And he didn't leave why.

tewa21 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:42

Always beware of the baby monitor.

xxpenguxx 8

Wednesday 26 February 2014 1:43

YDI *****

thedude999 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 6:40

Whoa! That must've been awkward haha

alex_gen 38

Saturday 27 June 2015 3:49

YDI for having a baby out of wedlock.

blackrose1996 11

Monday 8 August 2016 18:36

LMFAO well at least your baby is to young to understand the sounds

AtoTheRnaLeigh93 2

Sunday 5 February 2017 18:11

Am I the only one who noticed "first time ive had sex and could enjoy it since childbirth"? So you just had sex anyways when it still hurt and your boyfriend wasnt bothered by it? Sounds like a douche.