Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time...

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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Not now!

By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Get ready to rumble!

By Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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By prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

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RadAtThis01 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:59

and if he really cared he would have turned the baby monitor off. so what I'm saying he enjoyed the whole thing

xStiina 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:57

Haha, must have been hot sex.

Comments

Bayfreshshorty 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:05

Dies laughing* scarred for life!

Ryanmatuszak 5

Monday 20 June 2011 5:24

so you had a baby with your boyfriend. not husband

NextBigThing5044 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 8:02

Why would you have sex, if your little brother is with you anyway? **** his life.

omgiculol 4

Monday 14 November 2011 8:46

got knocked up once and still havent learned your lesson, eh?

HAT3BR33D 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 18:57

Rothflmfao

rubberduckie72 4

Monday 21 November 2011 17:06

whydidnt ur brother turn moniter off volume off or put the monitor in different room. he must have been to young to think of this so op should not have been having sex. my geuss teen mom, livinh at home with parents at home supposed to be watching her brother and her baby not screwing.