Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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candiixo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:14

thats just ****** .. his sister :| ....

candiixo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:23

Today , I was having sex with my girlfriend. When I was about to have an ******, I sreamed '' YES BRITTANY!'' at the top of my lungs. My gf's name is Caroline . Brittany is my sister. FML

joey11 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:29

creeper.

ero_hime 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 8:50

woooowwwww we know where hes been peeking and fantasizing eh

ins3 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:13

wincest!

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 20:57

I lol @ #7 but cringed at the OP.

Carlynator09 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:53

um yeah that is disturbing on like so many levels, unless he's cheating on you with a girl named Brittany whose not a blood relative, either way it sux

STN_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 19:36

ew @ incest

lishaxbayyy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:32

damnnn that sucks my boyfriends sisters names brittany too AND HES CALLED ME THAT! but never during sex.

kat0ria 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:46

LOL EW!!

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