Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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b5200 0

Monday 27 April 2009 1:12

#190 nobody said anything about it being in America.

GodforSaken 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:59

are you kidding me

Masenko7 12

Wednesday 29 April 2009 13:29

Or another girl.

ione_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:05

That's plain wrong.

im4evaonyomind 0

Friday 1 May 2009 22:52

Ha ha @ #7! and to the OP sux for you. sister or not your name isn't Brittany and it's bad sign when you're having sex w/ your boyfriend and he's thinkin about somebody else.

xymenah 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 0:55

*cring..*

pietastesgood 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 17:19

How peculiar.

lromeu 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 15:49

"Hit me baby one more time"

Xodus_LT 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 22:58

There are more Brittanys in the world besides his sister.

tommiegirlxxx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:49

MY ADVISE? BREAK UP WITH HIME... HE'S FANTASIZING ABOUT HIS SISTER? THINK OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU HAD KIDS WITH HIM!!

whyusofat 17

Friday 24 August 2012 11:39

They would be his and op's children just taking a guess here.

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