Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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2random 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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dewey318 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 6:48

i feel bad for you...you shouldn't have sex with him anymore. that's grosss. who knows who brittany actually is. (maybe his sister or maybe another girl)

harrowin 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 8:48

could just be a reflex thing.... or something like.... well... http://www.bokuimo-themovie.com/

Phishyz 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 3:15

LMFAO WOWOWOW what happened after it? lololololol

shorty_love123 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:02

maybe he was watching **** and the girls name was britney....:P lmao

J_R_D_8 0

Monday 16 March 2009 0:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA im sorry thats not fun, but think of it this way at least its not YOUR sister.......

hellyeah_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:33

that's ****** up...

the_crazy_bitch 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:45

oh wow... that's wrong on SOOO many levels!

dontyouknow 0

Monday 16 March 2009 12:19

in todays world you young ones always got weird crap going on but i hope it was not his sister

Smiley_Alexa 2

Sunday 24 June 2012 23:30

This has nothing to do with today's world. Incest is nothing new, bud.

myster1ous 0

Monday 16 March 2009 18:47

Woah.

wont_stop 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:58

you know brittanys a pretty common name right ? still, yikkkkkes.

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