Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about... - FML

By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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Sunday 8 February 2009 16:18

lol ew ?

blah_blah_shity 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:35

EWWW lol what did he say after?

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satph 12

Wednesday 26 October 2011 8:49

450- LMAOO

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:17

Ouch

foreverDark 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:37

Maybe he REALLY loves his sister...?

Vegnas 13

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:39

Britney isn't exactly a rare name. He could've been referring to Britney Spears for all we know.

joy118 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 5:52

It could be a different Brittany, at least that's what I hope. Either way, it's not cool when you're bf is screaming another girl's name, especially one that belongs to his sister.... yikes!

4ugu4 7

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:39

Yeah, probably a question about hooking up?

livewithlove17 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 0:22

Ahahahahaha

Rachelrock21 6

Friday 11 November 2011 17:50

They were probably desperate

CB2408 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:14

Awkward..

johnskier12 1

Monday 14 November 2011 17:38

That's what you get for dating rednecks

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