By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
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rainesan 0

Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas

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Superstudly 0

I feel so sorry for you but good news they have surgery to fix that so you should get it show her and then dump her

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frikkinhannah 0

If they weren't having sex before, why would she have had reason to see his penis?

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damn_it110 0

it doesn't seem like it was her first time if she knows that ur penis is small

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janise 2

Not necessarily. You don't have to have experience to know when something is small. Really just a matter of preference and opinion. Either way, the girl sounds like a bitch (unless he's actually huge and she was obviously joking which I doubt).

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bruski 0

hey she can say all she wants but in the end ur still gettin some!

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WolfAttac 0

pull out and be like GTFO!

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WolfAttac 0

At #34 small boats don't make big waves It's not the size that counts it's how you use it

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zues70 4

What a bitch...get rid of her...she sucks!

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