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This bothers me more than anything else on this site. I HATE women that complain about penis size. This is also directed at any guy on here that suggests he "grow a larger dick". This is not the OPs problem. Men cannot change the size of their penis. God gave us the body, and it's parts, that we have. We can't magically grow a larger dick. Penis pumps do not work and there is no such thing as a "male enhancement pill". Short of surgery, which is expensive and painful, there is no way to change the size of our penis. We are stuck with what the good Lord chose to give us. Women complaining about size are shallow and not worth any man's time. This is a product of the pornography industry. I watch **** myself and have a decent collection, but I'm realistic about **** when it comes to my own sex life. Pornography is an illusion. Women see **** and think that every man should be hung 10+ inches and should be able to have sex for hours at a time (with only 1 ******). Unfortunately, most men are lucky to be 6-8 inches and last 10 minutes in the heat of passion. If a girl wants some unrealistic scenario of a man hung like an elephant that will pleasure her for hours on end and in about 20 different positions then she needs to get into the **** industry. There's money to be made there and your fantasies will be satisfied. So you can go ahead and say that I am some sex-deprived geek with a tiny penis. I don't care. I am happy with the tools that God gave me. I've had my fair share of sexual experiences and my partners were not dissatisfied. One of my favorite shows is Nip/Tuck and one of the main guys, Christian Troy, is talking to his son about sex and he tells him, "A girl won't care if you have a 4 inch penis as long as you know how to use it." That is completely true. Plus, most girls won't care if you take the time and effort to make them feel good. Foreplay and oral sex are great things. But above all else, you must have confidence. This is a horrible FML. I feel sorry for you Mike, and I suggest that this girl might not be the best girl for you. There are girls who are much better and are not as shallow as a puddle. Find a girl who will appreciate you for who you are, no matter what kind of package you're carrying.
so idaho... are you implying that the OP should grow a bigger dick? I'm lost. and there actually are free ways to increase possible poking distance, with obvious pulling or even jelqing. balooning works too but it can be dangerous
#59 agreed, another one said he should shake the shit out of her...that would probably be needed. There would either be some walking out involved, or a strict "get the hell out of here" involved. You better have broken up with her...even if she "didn't mean it or just kidding" then she is one dumb person.
Should have said something about her being loose and saggy..
Wow, I hope you left immediately after that. What a bitch.
OWNED!
#59...I agree. :) I don't think a lot of people realize that women get false ideas from **** too. But let's not forget that **** makes guys get unrealistic ideas about what women's bodies should be like (i.e. not every girl needs giant boobs to be hot). OP: I'm sorry. That's really messed up.
You should have asked her how she knows what a small penis looks like and how many exactly has she seen?!
stop bleming others for your small dick If she prefers a bigger one thats her choice how dare you ppl insult her because she has a preference? dude if your boyhood is small enough there is not a thing we can do with it not our fault. I guess it's okay foe guys to like big **** but if we don't think your 2 incher is big enough we are shallow? seriously get a dose of reality micro boy
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that is so horrible. Dump her.
Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas