By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML
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rainesan 0

Well, considering that 90% of nerve endings in the ****** are in the first inch or so of the ****** (especially near the opening) and the g-spot is only about 2 inches in there isn't really a need for a large penis...really a large penis would miss those most sensitive areas

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jim_witness 0

just tell her, "well no, but there is a lot of room in here." start lifting your foot...

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girlgeorge_fml 0

shes kinda a bitch huh? but unless its really thin, like a pencil dick, i dont see why you would need a long one.

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xRedNormandyx 0

8 is ******* hilarious. and to 34, u are a ******* genius and to 46 lol

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pewp 5

dump the b*tch. she probably thinks that well-endowed means a 14-inch d*ck.

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iTransform 8

my cervix just cried

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Eryx_fml 3

Wow that really sucks... She can go **** herself, not gonna find anything longer there...

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jsmith1199 0

thats when u ask her if she ever got made fun of for having such a smelly pussy

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dinosareawesome 0

Haha, I liked #8's answer.

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HRaeH 0

Dump her. She sounds like a total box.

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

My advice: You shouldn't be honoring a superficial trollop like that with your time or your essence, since she obviously lacks the taste, discernment, or depth of character to care about any part of a man that isn't dangling between his legs. There are REAL women out there who will love you for you if you put momentary gratification aside long enough to spot one.

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