By seepeezy32 - 02/02/2011 02:32

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 333
You deserved it 71 462

Same thing different taste

Comments

Don't feel too bad, you'll find someone.

YDI. This post is equivalent to saying, "Give me sympathy for not having a girlfriend." a lot of people don't have a partner so suck it up.

My face was literally like O.O. And then I ended up laughing so hard, my stomach hurt so bad. I'm still laughing. Oh jheeze :'D **** the sock puppets life.

Dude.. Some things you just need to keep to yourself. Gahh.

Maybe you don't have a girlfriend because you talk about your pathetic masturbation habits online with perfect strangers. Just a thought.