By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

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Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
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kingtz 6

You need to give your bf a medal!

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perdix 29

CTFD! Making some noise can be genuine, but when you get to that decibel level, it just sounds fake. The neighbors called the cops to stop a defrauding in progress.

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mask724 7

oh & not to be mean, but that outfit does not do you justice

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loveofyourlife11 0

haha! 42. that made me lol!

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OMG_N3RD 0

42 Is kinda right no offense

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OCDC 9

Neither do those Twilight posters in the background...

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jess6blondie9 2

You guys are ass holes. There was no need for you to be rude to her for no reason. If you don't like her outfit, you could have kept your opinion to yourself instead of trying to make someone feel down on themselves. And 42, you shouldn't be commenting on what's wrong with other people's pictures when you don't even have one up of yourself.

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Alicia17C 2

omg all they did was comment on her outfit, they didn't insult her. "not doing her justice" means she could look much better in something else, so she is attractive. don't get all butt hurt when no one said it to u.

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jess6blondie9 2

It's still rude. Maybe she likes that outfit and feels confident in it, and here comes a group of people putting it down. She never asked them for their opinion of her outfit, they were just being rude. So you can Stfu and go back to the hole you came from. I'm sure if it was you they were saying that to, you'd hope someone like me would come and stick up for you too.

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Alicia17C 2

lol what a dumb line "go back to the hole u came u from" ur a moron. and isn't that more insulting then dissing an outfit. look it's an ugly stupid outfit that makes her look pregnant, so she should stop wearing it. end of story.

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perdix 29

CTFD! Making some noise can be genuine, but when you get to that decibel level, it just sounds fake. The neighbors called the cops to stop a defrauding in progress.

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Phil135 4

Why did you stop commenting so often, Perdix? Your comments were the reason why I even looked in the comments section.

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Okamichu 21

I don't know, I can get pretty loud and I'm all genuine, I cant help but make noise...

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fatalkiss 0

Wailing? Who the **** wails during sex?

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lowloudflush 2

I'm not 100% sure, but now I'm intrigued.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Whales wail whilst willy waves whale wang within water walls where whales willingly want whale willies washed.

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Insert 'your mom' joke here

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MysticMint 0

Sounds like your boyfriend knows how to treat you right! ;)

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drew2711 0

You must moan like a cow with a rake up it's ass.

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CallMeHush 0

An image that I didn't need in my head.

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ShadyFTW1 0

You would know what that sounds like? You sick ****.

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PapaCool_fml 0

I used to live in a flat, I shared with my ex-gf, and our up-floor neibours, when they were on it, used to do funny lovemaking noises too. She was always and only laudly groaning when he started weirdly grawlling. It was funny. After a half year they quieten considerably. I think they add up 1&1

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DocBastard 38

I assume you hid the whips, handcuffs, 14 inch strap-on, and anal beads before the cops showed up?

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leeshxx 3

no they were hoping it would turn into a lame porno where the cop joins in

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testthecoal 5

what about the gold plated anal sticks?

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