Intimacy: Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, we had the police called on us for our loud sex noises. This led to my boyfriend making the joke that he’s so good at sex “even the police came.” It was funny at the time, but less funny when he told our friends. Even though I told him to stop, he keeps telling people, and it's pissing me off. FML

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Is everything OK?

By ehbe - 27/11/2008 08:52 - France

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shouted back in unison: "We're fucking! Go away!" FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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kingtz 6

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:59

You need to give your bf a medal!

perdix 29

Saturday 9 April 2011 5:12

CTFD! Making some noise can be genuine, but when you get to that decibel level, it just sounds fake. The neighbors called the cops to stop a defrauding in progress.

Comments

JenL_fml 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 5:55

So... he's that good, huh? Lucky. xD

1234567789 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:06

lmao

holymolybro 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:09

That's orgasmic.

greekgal44 14

Monday 9 May 2011 3:09

haha i love your picture

mask724 7

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:10

when you have & enjoy sex, it's not eww

abby1029 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:12

woow that sux but at lest u enjoyed havin sex..

Decodedman 1

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:21

YDI. Bragging to your neighbors via superloud sex then bragging on fml. Showoff.

Taipan_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 19:27

Actually, Decoded may have a point. Usually peoples' sex noises aren't at a level that competes with a jet engine. However, some women seem to like yelling at that level simply because they want everyone to know they're having sex. It's actually pretty immature... kind of like they think having sex makes them a badass so everyone needs to know about it. OP, some people have to get up early and work for a living, please be more considerate.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:13

sad that it took 147 comments to reach a point where someone noticed the obvious truth: you can enjoy sex without literally screaming, and not everyone wants to hear you. keep it to yourself and stop being a rude obnoxious bitch.

Alicia17C 2

Monday 11 April 2011 6:10

I completely agree. there is no need to wail at that level it's all for show, so it's good it ended in an awkward situation, maybe she'll learn her lesson and grow up!